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@@ -46,15 +46,24 @@ lameJokes = [
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.",
"Chuck Norris can speak braille.",
"Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.",
"Chuck Norris can hear sign language.",
"Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.",
"Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.",
"Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.",
"Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.",
"Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.",
"Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.",
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.",
"This is a test. A test of the Joke Brodcast System. If this had been an actual joke, you would have been amused.",
"Chuck Norris doesn't join mesh networks. Mesh networks join Chuck's topology.",
"Every time Chuck Norris sends a packet, it arrives before he hits 'send'",
"Chuck Norris doesn't need LoRa. His roundhouse kick has a 15km range with zero latency.",
"When Chuck Norris uses a node, the bandwidth doubles out of fear.",
"Chuck Norris once pinged a device. It replied with an apology and a firmware update.",
"Chuck Norris doesn't use AES encryption. His packets are so secure, they punch hackers in the bits.",
"The Meshtastic protocol has a hidden mode: “Chuck Norris mode.” It only activates when he blinks.",
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS fix. Satellites triangulate themselves around him.",
"Chuck Norris's mesh node doesn't sleep. It meditates while transmitting at full power.",
"Chuck Norris doesn't broadcast. He declares.",
"Chuck Norris once bridged two mesh networks using a shoelace.",
"Chuck Norris's packets don't hop. They teleport out of respect.",
"Chuck Norris doesn't need a repeater. Client_Mute is set to 'Always'.",
"Chuck Norris's mesh messages are entangled. When he sends one, it's already received.",
"Chuck Norris doesn't mesh with others. Others mesh with Chuck.",
"Chuck Norris's node doesn't need a case. The PCB is armored with his beard hair.",
"Chuck Norris once typed “Hello World” and the world replied 'Hello Chuck.'",
]
# pylint: disable=C0103, W0612
@@ -181,4 +190,4 @@ def tell_joke(nodeID=0, vox=False):
return renderedLaugh
except Exception as e:
return random.choice(lameJokes)