diff --git a/modules/games/joke.py b/modules/games/joke.py
index 022129d..71949b5 100644
--- a/modules/games/joke.py
+++ b/modules/games/joke.py
@@ -46,15 +46,24 @@ lameJokes = [
     "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.",
     "Chuck Norris can speak braille.",
     "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.",
-    "Chuck Norris can hear sign language.",
-    "Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.",
-    "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.",
-    "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.",
-    "Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.",
-    "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.",
-    "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.",
-    "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.",
     "This is a test. A test of the Joke Brodcast System. If this had been an actual joke, you would have been amused.",
+    "Chuck Norris doesn't join mesh networks. Mesh networks join Chuck's topology.",
+    "Every time Chuck Norris sends a packet, it arrives before he hits 'send'",
+    "Chuck Norris doesn't need LoRa. His roundhouse kick has a 15km range with zero latency.",
+    "When Chuck Norris uses a node, the bandwidth doubles out of fear.",
+    "Chuck Norris once pinged a device. It replied with an apology and a firmware update.",
+    "Chuck Norris doesn't use AES encryption. His packets are so secure, they punch hackers in the bits.",
+    "The Meshtastic protocol has a hidden mode: “Chuck Norris mode.” It only activates when he blinks.",
+    "Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS fix. Satellites triangulate themselves around him.",
+    "Chuck Norris's mesh node doesn't sleep. It meditates while transmitting at full power.",
+    "Chuck Norris doesn't broadcast. He declares.",
+    "Chuck Norris once bridged two mesh networks using a shoelace.",
+    "Chuck Norris's packets don't hop. They teleport out of respect.",
+    "Chuck Norris doesn't need a repeater. Client_Mute is set to 'Always'.",
+    "Chuck Norris's mesh messages are entangled. When he sends one, it's already received.",
+    "Chuck Norris doesn't mesh with others. Others mesh with Chuck.",
+    "Chuck Norris's node doesn't need a case. The PCB is armored with his beard hair.",
+    "Chuck Norris once typed “Hello World” and the world replied 'Hello Chuck.'",
 ]
 
 # pylint: disable=C0103, W0612
@@ -181,4 +190,4 @@ def tell_joke(nodeID=0, vox=False):
         return renderedLaugh
     except Exception as e:
         return random.choice(lameJokes)
-        
+