From 42e99a0dc16752173056f55fb4d325c8d5fb5ce2 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: SpudGunMan Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2025 15:40:54 -0700 Subject: [PATCH] Update joke.py --- modules/games/joke.py | 36 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++- 1 file changed, 35 insertions(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/modules/games/joke.py b/modules/games/joke.py index c909d56..48daf5b 100644 --- a/modules/games/joke.py +++ b/modules/games/joke.py @@ -20,7 +20,41 @@ lameJokes = [ "Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.", "Why did the cow go to space? To see the moooon!", "Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom!", - "Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to pack its trunk!"] + "Why did the elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because it wanted to pack its trunk!", + "Why did the meshtastic node go to therapy? It had too many connections to handle!", + "Why did the meshtastic user bring a ladder to the meeting? To reach new heights in communication!", + "Why did the meshtastic device break up with Wi-Fi? It found a better connection!", + "Why did the meshtastic network throw a party? Because it wanted to mesh well with everyone!", + "Why did the meshtastic node get promoted? Because it was outstanding in its field!", + "Why did the meshtastic user bring a map? To navigate the mesh of possibilities!", + "Why did the meshtastic device go to school? To improve its signal strength!", + "How did the meshtastic node become a comedian? It uses mesh-bots to deliver punchlines!", + "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.", + "When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off.", + "Chuck Norris can divide by zero.", + "Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.", + "Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.", + "When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.", + "Chuck Norris can hear sign language.", + "Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.", + "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.", + "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.", + "Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.", + "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.", + "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.", + "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.", + "Chuck Norris can speak braille.", + "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.", + "Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.", + "Chuck Norris can hear sign language.", + "Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.", + "Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.", + "Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.", + "Chuck Norris can make a snowman out of rain.", + "Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.", + "Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.", + "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.", + "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."] def tableOfContents(): wordToEmojiMap = {